The sound of the foursome laughing and splashing in the water brought Beaver and Gilbert out to see what was going on. Jeff, Smitty and Wally had just begun taking off their shoes when Eddie pulled off his shorts and jumped naked in the pool. "Like Wally said, this is a sausagefest." "No need for a swimsuit," Eddie observed as he began taking off his shoes and shirt. Jeff and Smitty looked at each other, then Smitty hesitantly answered "Well, sure we'd like to. When they got to the pool in back of the house, Eddie asked "Who'd like to take a swim?" "Well, come on and let us give you a tour of the place," Wally said, motioning for Jeff and Smitty to follow him. It's just your standard sausagefest."Įddie thought he saw Smitty give Jeff a meaningful glance when Wally said sausagefest.
Well, just us and my younger brother Beaver, er Theodore, and his friend Gilbert. "This is my parent's vacation place, but Eddie and I are spending spring break here by ourselves. "Heck no, we're glad you're here," Wally said. We hope you don't lock us in a cage for trespassing." We hadn't realized this is a private drive. Well, his real name is Morton Smith, but everyone calls him Smitty." I'm Jeff Stone, and this is my friend Smitty. "Yeah, I remember you from Early American History class. "Yeah," Wally acknowledged, "I'm surprised you remembered me." "You're Wally Cleaver, aren't you," he said when they got within hand-shaking distance. "Right back atcha," the boy Wally ID'd as Jeff yelled back. For once, Eddie was letting him do all the talking. Wally and Eddie each threw on a T-shirt and khaki shorts to go outside and greet the two visitors as they got closer to the house. I don't want Jeff to say anything to his parents that'll get back to my parents." "I don't know, Eddie," Wally replied, "but we'd better play it cool. "Think there's a good chance of us ending up in a foursome?" Eddie asked with a mischievous grin on his face. Word going around is that Smitty just barely squeaked in, with Jeff pressuring his parents to pull some strings to help Smitty get in, and by now he's taken almost all the courses State offers that aren't over his head." I hear that Jeff and Smitty were real close friends in high school and Smitty tried his darndest to get into State only after Jeff decided to go there. My mother has gotten to know his mother, Donna, through the alumni wives association." His father is a big doctor in Hilldale, Dr. "Another student at State," Wally replied. "That guy in the khaki shorts isn't just any hottie," Wally said.
Wally came in to the great room and stood by Eddie at the window. "Hey Wally," Eddie called to his friend in the kitchen, "come take a look at these hotties." Both were wearing tight T-shirts that accentuated their well-developed pecs and biceps, and "short shorts" that didn't come more than halfway down their thighs. They appeared to be fellow college students on a hike. On the second day of spring break, Eddie looked out the window around mid-morning and saw two handsome young men walking up the drive to the house.
The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the characters depicted within or of the intentions of the scriptwriters of "Still The Beaver" and its predecessor series or "The Donna Reed Show." "The Donna Reed Show" aired from 1958 to 1966, the year the actors portraying Jeff and Smitty marked their 21st birthdays.
"Still The Beaver"/"The New Leave It To Beaver" was a syndicated TV series that aired from 1983-1989 and depicted the characters in the original "Leave It To Beaver" sitcom as adults.